The word “Fuck” as an English word.

March 16, 2014 § 3 Comments

One of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word “fuck”. It is a magical word. Just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. In language it falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a Verb, both Transitive: “John fucked Mary”, and Intransitive: “Mary was fucked by John.”

And as a Noun: “Mary is a fine fuck”. It can be used as an Adjective: “Mary is fucking beautiful”. As you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of fuck. Besides the sexual meaning, there are also the following uses:

  1. Ignorance: Fucked if I know.
  2. Trouble: I guess I am fucked now!
  3. Fraud: I got fucked at the used car lot.
  4. Aggression: Fuck you!
  5. Displeasure: What the fuck are you doing?
  6. Enjoyment: I had a fucking good time!
  7. Request: Get the fuck out of here!
  8. Hostility: I’m going to knock your fucking head off!
  9. Greeting: How the fuck are you?
  10. Apathy: Who gives a fuck?
  11. Innovation: Get a bigger fucking hammer!
  12. Surprise: Fuck! You scared the shit out of me!
  13. Anxiety: Today is really fucked!

And it is very healthy too! If every morning you do it as a transcendental meditation just when you get up first thing, repeat the mantra: “Fuck you”: five times, it clears your throat too!

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